An unidentified 22-year-old man ‘married’ a pizza at a pizzeria in the Russian town of Tomsk. The employees at the restaurant even provided the duo with a marriage certificate.
Some might say she was a bit of a crusty bride… but at least she delivered.
We have jokes for days about this story, but more importantly – we have questions!
Will he share his ‘wife’ with his friends? Will he keep her in the freezer, or let her go mouldy… or simply eat her.
There’s only one simple answer to all the questions this story creates.
Yes, you guessed it – Russia.