If you need to get someone’s attention, try dressing up in a giant penis costume and ejaculate glitter everywhere you go.
Norwegian sex education charity RFSU made a PSA in response to Norway’s STI epidemic reminding sexually active youth to stop dicking around and start practicing safe sex.
Glitter has long been considered the STI of the craft world – once you come into contact with the sparkly seductress, it follows you everywhere you go.
“If I can help others, just by being a dick,” the ad’s 19-year-old star, Philip van Eck, told Tønsberg Blad, “there is nothing better.”