How does the old joke go? A duck wearing a bow-tie walks into a pub…
Wait. It gets better. And weirder!
Star the duck was enjoying his usual pint (we warned you), when a dog named Meggie started a fight with him.
The duck sustained some injuries to his beak, but is otherwise ok.
Read the full (insane) story here.
Watch the video below for some background on Star the duck, and why he drinks: