The headline reads: Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity
You want to know more right? Of course you do!
Ok, in a nutshell…
Roy Tilbott is stopped at a routine traffic stop. As he steps out of the car, several eyeballs slide out of his pant leg.
No, he’s not a crazed serial killer – just a simple butcher.
In his own words: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired. I put them in soups. They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”
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