26.02.20 Pt 1 - Can people smell their own armpits? Pilchards are being recalled in South Africa, are we expecting another shutdown? Eggs in your canned sardines, it’s free caviar... not for Leigh-Ann! Spam in your email inbox is something you need to manage. Siya eats in his bed and the bath… how sick is he? Women are better at academics than men. And is Hollywood just perv roulette?
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14.02.20 Pt 1 - If you have a weirdly shaped head, get a hat or hair plugs! If your partner was in an accident and they lost limbs, how long would you stay with them? Why is getting into offices so hard in 2020... what next, a blood sample? Mfundo is looking for love via a dating site, the problem is that his profile pictures aren’t of him. And Siya wants fat singers to stay fat!
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30.01.20 Pt 1 - January is the month of least money. Siya’s sister sent an 8 minute voice note... is she a monster? What should the limit be for voice notes? If you witness a hijacking, should you report it? Middle-aged women are the new hijack bosses, problem is they buy champagne with stolen credit cards. When Gareth dies he wants people to be sad forever. And if you hate socialising, get a MAGA hat!
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Love under the bridge
06.03.20 Pt 1 - The secret in life is not to panic… just run! Should we stay away from everyone in KZN, even if they are our family? Covid-19 is a real thing and it’s in South Africa. The leadership of Singapore has declared there’s nothing to worry about, they’re ready for all outcomes, but it’s business as usual. The new James Bond launch has been postponed, it’s nothing personal, it’s just business. If Siya died, we’d just move on... it wouldn’t be hard. There’s a dead rat in the roof, it’s awful! There's a guy under the bridge with a girlfriend, so what's wrong with you?
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