28.09.20 Pt 1 - What would your value be if someone had to pay lobola for you? If you are not smart or were a little loose in your youth, this affects your value to your African Prince and his family... keep that in mind. Biden and Trump might take a drug test before their debate, but Kamala Harris is the real thug. And could you live on a highway?
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25.09.20 Pt 2 - Is the thought of being in an open relationship appealing to you? If you do explore polyamory, the secret is to find a unicorn and ride that puppy all the way home. If you have a horse face, you have no chance with Leigh-Ann Mol. Media personality Ayanda Thabethe joins us to detail her approach to the Covid-19 lockdown, and how she plans to re-emerge from it.
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25.09.20 Pt 1 - Have you left your hood during the global lockdown? As the world opens up, are we just going back to brunches with our besties? Is the Social Dilemma real? Should we feel sorry for people that gym to show off their bodies, but can't because of a pandemic? Condoms can be reused by the way.
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23.09.20 Pt 2 - Is owning a property all it's cracked up to be? If you are still living at home at age 30, are you a leech or a loving son? Is Damon the real Jewish King, or is Solomon still the mensch of all mensches? Greg Walsh them joins us to detail how matric rage will go under Covid-19 protocols.
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23.09.20 Pt 1 - If TV is too good, is that good for your life? The Marvelous Mrs Maisel should have won every award but it didn't, is this a joke? She has risen from the cancel culture grave, ladies and gentleman... we welcome back Ellen the Degenerate! What do you do when your wife doesn't want your bone, but only wants a breast? Stay away from crucifixion, it's no choke.
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22.09.20 Pt 2 - It’s always tough to retire when you are quite literally ‘simply the best’... well Tina found a way, it's younger, it's fitter and it's in Switzerland - she found another hero. If you don't want to be eaten by other people, don't go to Borneo. Epstein Island's flight logs might get released, that could be interesting reading material. If you want to have a successful political career, try not to have sex with a crystal meth addicted escort.
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22.09.20 Pt 1 - When your parents named you, don't for a second think it wasn't about them being proud of producing life. What does your fashion sense say about you in 2020? When you join a committee, please be prepared for marathon length meetings. If you live in Australia, the snakes are probably going to kill you.
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21.09.20 Pt 2 - If you forget a friend's birthday, should you feel bad... even if they've had 35 before? Obama has written another book, is he jealous of his wife's book sales? If you die, will you cuss the living? Are we interested in the drug-infused meltdown of the world's teenagers? Paris Hilton claims she's a real person. Meghan Markle has already torn one powerful family apart, the White House might be next - stay tuned!
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21.09.20 Pt 1 - If you are still living in South Africa, please make sure to protect the women and children in case the sabertooth comes for them in the night. RBG has died and America is losing its collective mind. If your kids are dumb, there's a good chance you'll end up in jail like Lori Loughlin. So just to be clear, being straight and being scared straight are not the same thing.
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Dick doctors & Mask acne
28.09.20 Pt 2 - There's a dick doctor telling us that Covid is over. Masks are not cool because it's really hard to understand most people, and without seeing their lips, it's Oxford English roulette. Have some people just been living their normal life during the pandemic? There's more milk than gold on Earth... good for our teeth and bones. Gina Luzzatto gives us an update on life in lockdown in Rome.
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