12.10.20 Pt 1 - There is a version of spooning which won't help you sleep, believe it or not. There are now human sized webs and you are in danger... look out! When you reach a certain age, all of your orifices become no go zones. Richard Pryor did the dirty with The Don from The Godfather. And how do we feel about people who cry in movies?

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21.09.20 Pt 1 - If you are still living in South Africa, please make sure to protect the women and children in case the sabertooth comes for them in the night. RBG has died and America is losing its collective mind. If your kids are dumb, there's a good chance you'll end up in jail like Lori Loughlin. So just to be clear, being straight and being scared straight are not the same thing.

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