Paulo returns to discuss how different Portuguese Joburgers are to Capetonian Portuguese people. MKT gives us his Friday Five: Top Test Match Captains of all time. Has Xavi taken on too much by being put in charge of Barcelona with all that is happening in Catalunya currently? Paulo's Weird World Of Football this week takes us to Europe's introduction to new age Joga Bonito! Are The Oscars a joke now? At what age do we cease calling you Nick, because you're grown now Nicholas?

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Do International caps still mean anything after Emile Smith Rowe was capped after just 33 Arsenal First Team appearances? Should Harry Maguire have shown more restraint after scoring his goal for England? Aleksandar Mitrovic may have just caused Portugal's International Football Team to rethink their relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Santos is in hot water. Should the presenter of the show be telling a viewer to "Go to hell?" Dear caucasian humans... MKT has a rule which might save you as we move into a mixed race dating society in 2021 and onwards!

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