MKT tells us why there is no room for the "glory boy" in Football. Why has James Rodriguez been a nightmare signing for Everton? Should Rafa Benitez and Everton just draw a line under the whole experiment? Once again, James' dating life is put under the microscope which leads the team to believe that he is a psychologist's dream patient. The team also discusses the 2021 Champions League Round one matchups. The latest FIFA 22 player rankings link us to how middle-class private school kids are just sucking the soul out of their hard working parents just so they can keep up appearances?
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Following the recent farce between Argentina and Brazil where players were arrested minutes into the game, MKT looks for the positives in South American Football and he lists his five greatest South American players in Premier League history. Is the Matrix a good film or are people forced to like it like milk and bread? Flip van der Merwe joins the team and he talks about freedom of choice, potentially being a criminal and eBoyz.
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How is Harry Kane's brother still his agent, and was this situation forced by Harry's mum upon him? Are PSG going to sign Thanos next, who's left? Are Atletico Madrid set up to dominate Spanish Football for the next decade? A Football Club in the Czech Republic has just dropped the best player intro vid of all time! What is the best way to get healthier, does your girlfriend need to threaten to leave you to get you on the right track?
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Have Manchester United secured a top three spot with the return of Cristiano Ronaldo? Arsenal have spent more money than the GDP of Africa and they are worse than ever, how is this possible? Are Barcelona being scammed by the 'injured' Kun Aguero? There's a region and tribe in the North of South Africa which likes Italian loafers, is this cool or just unacceptable, especially without socks? Does James actually hate his beloved Liverpool?
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Content maestro Kuhle "Kooks" Sonkosi joins the the team and tells us how he got started in becoming the 'king of the gram' and why the All Blacks must stop with the sour grapes. Our guest also has relationship advice for one of our team members, probably will be ignored, but hey. Paulo is made to realise the savagery and the sharp end of being a prognosticator on the internet. Is MKT the biggest hypocrite since mankind evolved into this version of sapien?
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MKT tells us why Daniel Levy is the best owner in the Premier League in 2021. Should Harry Kane fire his brother? Are India erratic or just poor across the board after being embarrassed by England in the second Test of the 2021 Test Series in England. Has the return of Ronaldo to United deemed Senzo and Paulo hypocrites? Does CR7 elevate Man United into contention for the League? Is Ole under more pressure after United secured the services of the great man? Spike Ballantine joins the team to speak about an F1 race that happened, but didn't happen. Schrödinger's Race they're calling it.
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It turns out Football is an event outside of England, and today the boys discuss results from Serie A, La Liga and The Bundesliga. Is Serie A the worst product on TV or is MKT just a lunatic? Why is Portuguese Football unable to keep its talent? Paulo has some thoughts. James as always tries to derail the show with his insecurities about 'rude' food delivery people. Does he need a friend or burger with chips... What a nightmare this guy is! What behaviour does a nightmare partner display and how do you deal with this in public? A man in Pittsburgh was put in an un-winnable situation and it got ugly!
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After Leo Messi's unthinkable move to PSG, MKT gives us his five most ridiculous transfers in EPL history. The lads discuss Fantasy Football and the hope which everyone has for their squads in week one. Who will win the EPL? Senzo tells us about some golden trash TV. #ItllAllEndInTears
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MKT tells us why the football landscape may have changed forever as Man United have lost a kit sponsor and social favour. Who is the 'swaggiest' manager on Earth? James teaches us all about Oedipus and his beloved mother, lower your expectations! This is a sports show!
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Premier League fans want their billionaire owners gone, MKT tells us why that's a terrible idea. James opens up about his brother's autograph hunting trauma. This is still a sports show!
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