MKT tells us why Cristiano Ronaldo's intensity may not be the tonic Man United need right now. Having said that, if Anthony Martial couldn't smile before, how will CR7's arrival make him feel? Physiologist, Brad Phillips joins the team to discuss how small changes in mindset can change your life! Spike Ballantine joins the team to discuss the Monza GP 2021, Lewis is alive... just! As they say, no pain no chicane. They don't actually say that but we're a massive F1 Show!

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Following the recent farce between Argentina and Brazil where players were arrested minutes into the game, MKT looks for the positives in South American Football and he lists his five greatest South American players in Premier League history. Is the Matrix a good film or are people forced to like it like milk and bread? Flip van der Merwe joins the team and he talks about freedom of choice, potentially being a criminal and eBoyz.

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In the unthinkable, Josep Maria Bartomeu's reign has another layer peeled back to reveal more of just how decrepit he was in his six years at the helm of the Catalan giant that is Barcelona Football Club. Is a South African legend solely responsible for the death of cricket? 'The Coach' Kerry Keating is in the house and he breaks down how dynasties happen within the College Football space in America. It turns out Australian bears are spreading STDs, we just report the news, son't shoot the messenger... STD free messengers to be clear!

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MKT tells us why UEFA and FIFA are not built to administrate in the world of 2021 football. Is the farce of Brazil and Argentina's cancelled game a threat to the efficacy of Afcon 2021? The Dutch GP has just entered the bucket-list for the MKT team... find out why. Is the George Russell move to Mercedes a disaster for anyone who doesn't need to hear about a Brit 1-2 at Silverstone next year? Italian loafers are attractive to accountants... who knew!

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How is Harry Kane's brother still his agent, and was this situation forced by Harry's mum upon him? Are PSG going to sign Thanos next, who's left? Are Atletico Madrid set up to dominate Spanish Football for the next decade? A Football Club in the Czech Republic has just dropped the best player intro vid of all time! What is the best way to get healthier, does your girlfriend need to threaten to leave you to get you on the right track?

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MKT tells us why Edu is selling Arsenal fans pipe dreams. Will Kylian Mbappe ever be able to reach his potential at PSG now that Messi has arrived? Which League is the biggest joke in Europe as things stand? The Brazil vs Argentina game was suspended after the most bizarre state intervention a sports event may have ever encountered... What does this mean for International Football as a whole? James' upkeep or lack thereof is a problem, does he care at all or is a lost soul?

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After the return of the great Cristiano Ronaldo, MKT gives us his list of the five greatest No.7s to ever wear the Manchester United jersey. Special guest, Shimi Morekure joins us to discuss the expectations which he has set for his beloved Manchester United and Paul Pogba. He also offers sage advice to our beleaguered hopeless... or should we say hopeless at being romantic James. It's important to have the correct racial balance at pool parties, we all need each other folks.

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MKT tells us why most relationships in the Southern Hemisphere are in trouble as Spring has sprung. Has the arrival of Cristiano Ronaldo piled pressure on to the rest of the squad or does he alleviate it? How have Barcelona become the laughing stock of World Football so soon after such unprecedented success? James is potentially body shamed, but is actively looking to get things back on the right track... will he though... who knows!

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Have Manchester United secured a top three spot with the return of Cristiano Ronaldo? Arsenal have spent more money than the GDP of Africa and they are worse than ever, how is this possible? Are Barcelona being scammed by the 'injured' Kun Aguero? There's a region and tribe in the North of South Africa which likes Italian loafers, is this cool or just unacceptable, especially without socks? Does James actually hate his beloved Liverpool?

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Content maestro Kuhle "Kooks" Sonkosi joins the the team and tells us how he got started in becoming the 'king of the gram' and why the All Blacks must stop with the sour grapes. Our guest also has relationship advice for one of our team members, probably will be ignored, but hey. Paulo is made to realise the savagery and the sharp end of being a prognosticator on the internet. Is MKT the biggest hypocrite since mankind evolved into this version of sapien?

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