13.01.21 Pt 2 - Nudists are fine, but would it be ok with you if your doctor or accountant were known practitioners of naturalism? The team theorises about the trend for chat groups to automatically descend into porn hubs. They also agree that it’s important to always look your best in naked selfies - you never know when your pictures are going to be leaked on the internet… Finally, a top tip: if you're a kidnapper, ask for your ransom in bitcoin because it can't be traced.

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03.12.20 Pt 1 - Singing isn't easy folks - if you are not gifted save it for the shower... you're making our ears bleed. How come rich people have terrible internet connections, what are they doing with their money? Is Wikipedia directly plugged into the simulation we are all living in, it declared Maradona dead before the doctors did.

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12.10.20 Pt 1 - There is a version of spooning which won't help you sleep, believe it or not. There are now human sized webs and you are in danger... look out! When you reach a certain age, all of your orifices become no go zones. Richard Pryor did the dirty with The Don from The Godfather. And how do we feel about people who cry in movies?

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