03.09.21 Pt 1 - Can feminism and masculinity go hand in hand? Should employees be given an incentive to arrive at work on time? And have you ever noticed that Ellen and Gareth have never been seen in the same room together - yet they have the same hair?
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21.05.21 Pt 1 - Gareth and Siya seem to agree that if you are going to break up with someone, you should be courteous enough to do it in person. They then ramble on about the latest headlines, an x-rated version of the classic Basic Instinct movie, and the Friends reunion clip.
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10.03.21 Pt 1 - You know a little singing will always take place when Gord is here. Siya feels there’s far too many opinions being thrown around when it comes to the whole Meghan Markle and Prince Harry saga. A couple of impersonations are done by the team.
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11.12.20 Pt 1 - Is it good for us to filter everything our children consume, or should they just learn about everything as the world throws it at them? Frugality: we all know someone who takes it to an extreme. What's it like for an aged celebrity being told by youngsters that their parents are fans? And: is Hollywood dead?
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23.09.20 Pt 1 - If TV is too good, is that good for your life? The Marvelous Mrs Maisel should have won every award but it didn't, is this a joke? She has risen from the cancel culture grave, ladies and gentleman... we welcome back Ellen the Degenerate! What do you do when your wife doesn't want your bone, but only wants a breast? Stay away from crucifixion, it's no choke.
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07.08.20 Pt 1 - Siya might be a sign language saint and not know it. Medals are of no use after the first one. Ellen is starting to realise that her mansion might actually become a prison... new show idea: 'De Rossi & DeGeneres: Dancing Degenerates'. There are glitches in the system, both at Eskom and in baby making. A sticky mind is not as much fun as it sounds.
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04.08.20 Pt 2 - The paradigm of your romantic relationships is shifting without you knowing, some may even say it's changing without your consent. If you go to Japan, be aware that the word “no” has more than one meaning, especially in the bedroom. If you like just doing the nice part of life without the responsibility, become an uncle... it's the sweet spot. Is Ellen a dancing despot with an unbelievably good looking partner, and horrible dress sense?
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Breaking Bones
13.05.21 Pt 1 - Seems like Michael Flax finally understands the importance of having a good skincare routine. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but it makes a really good story for when you’re old. And Phumi doesn't think Flax needs any make-up at all.
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