As the madness of The January Summer Transfer Window winds down, MKT gives us the five worst January transfers of all time! Neymar has released a Netflix documentary at the age of 29, is he a misunderstood maverick, or is he rightly maligned as an aloof self-entitled rebel? Are Newcastle actually going to be able to turn real life into a FIFA console game? The MKT Show is on Tik Tok and you can join the team for #AFCON2021 watch alongs right up until the final on 6 February 2022. #WehereAllFansPlay #AfricanFootball

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MKT watched the two Spiderman films that Tom Holland features in and has some strong feedback. Who knew 'moon signs' were actually a thing... James gives a quick tutorial into what they really are. The England cricket team have been mentally bullied in The Ashes Cricket Series 21/22 so far, and Senzo proposes what they should try to change if they want to salvage anything from the series. The lads give a wrap up of what is happening in La Liga and the guys try to figure out what is happening with Atletico Madrid and their rotten form.

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Paulo returns to discuss how different Portuguese Joburgers are to Capetonian Portuguese people. MKT gives us his Friday Five: Top Test Match Captains of all time. Has Xavi taken on too much by being put in charge of Barcelona with all that is happening in Catalunya currently? Paulo's Weird World Of Football this week takes us to Europe's introduction to new age Joga Bonito! Are The Oscars a joke now? At what age do we cease calling you Nick, because you're grown now Nicholas?

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MKT tells us "Where he was right" and "Where he was wrong." Steve Bruce has been relieved of his managerial duties at Newcastle United Football Club, the team discusses who the suitable candidate is now that Steve Bruce is no more. The team debates if we are all just aliens? What is the oldest profession known to man?

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Due to a potential uprising in-house, Paulo Dias is in the house to host the show, whilst MKT aligns his chakras in some far away Village. Are Barcelona FC a Ponzi scheme or just the victims of one man's moral failings? Have the gods conspired to ensure that all the big teams in Europe's biggest lose? Are the European 'Latin' Football leagues ever going to be run properly or are they destined to remain rich social clubs? Are Chelsea real, or are they frauds managed by doubting Thomas? #ThePTPShow

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MKT tells us why PSG is a house of cards made of polystyrene. How on Earth has Harry not fired Charlie Kane yet? Why is Paulo Pogba not performing at his peak even with Ronaldo and Bruno's arrival? Are Brentford the real deal or is that promotion bump still giving them excess life? Special Guest Mpho Mogale tells us what sounds a dog makes, but he does that in Afrikaans! Our guest and Producer extraordinaire James make a commitment and it is incredible scenes. Trail Running maestro Johardt van Heerden joins us to discuss his goals for The Otter African Trail for 2021.

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James has done it again, this time he has a surprise for Senzo. MKT dissects Manchester United's performance against Young Boys FC. MKT and the team breakdown the 10 teams who have been touted as favourites for this season's Champions League. As the back forth continues between James and Senzo, Paulo expresses his concern for Senzo's health #RIPSenzo

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How is Harry Kane's brother still his agent, and was this situation forced by Harry's mum upon him? Are PSG going to sign Thanos next, who's left? Are Atletico Madrid set up to dominate Spanish Football for the next decade? A Football Club in the Czech Republic has just dropped the best player intro vid of all time! What is the best way to get healthier, does your girlfriend need to threaten to leave you to get you on the right track?

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