06.03.20 Pt 2 - Vodka is not a hand sanitiser. Toilet paper is like gold at the moment, would you kill for the last roll at a supermarket? Don’t go to Italy, you might never come back. If you live in Modena, champagne may come out of your tap... cheers to that! If somebody tries to kill you, it’s perfectly reasonable to divorce them. South African accents are always a train smash in Hollywood movies - why is Harry Potter trying now? And romance is about looks, that’s all there is to it.

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02.03.20 Pt 2 - Should we change the calendar or are these professors just wasting time talking about it? Johnny Clegg’s long time manager Roddy Quin tells us about the #JohnnyCleggTribute concert which is coming up. Oprah Winfrey fell over, but she’s still very very rich, so not to worry. Then para bobsledder Michael Stevens joins us to talk about his Olympic dream.

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18.02.20 Pt 1 - Was Keith Sweat the Idris Elba of the 90s? Phumi got nothing from her son for Valentine's Day, these 12-year-old girls are triggering her by taking his attention away from her. Photos came with no warning in the past, just a massive flash! Is it possible to have too many old people in your life? Two minute man Siya details this for us. A McLaren driver made Gareth jealous. Black women’s hairstyles are exponential, but which is the safest option?

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17.02.20 Pt 1 - What do you with spare food as an adult who lives alone? Is lamb expensive, or can the old people tell you which butcher to go to to get the best price? A-ha were fantastic, they’ve aged like fine wine. Kidney failure... is it a real thing? Putin, Cyril and Trump make a phone call, who pays for the call? Restaurants are full, what recession? Siya has very short shorts - they are not booty shorts. If you haven’t had sex by 30, what’s going on there?

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