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There was an unworldly sight in the Forest of Dean when a trio of Star Wars Stormtroopers surfed the spectacular Severn Bore in England. Scenes from the upcoming Star Wars episode VII were filmed in nearby Puzzlewood, and can be seen several times in the trailer.

What happens when 'thugs' crash the whitest neighbourhood in the city? Another lesson in not judging a book by its cover...

A few months ago we told you about the search for the World's Best Vagina... well now it's the men's turn in the Balls Beauty Contest. Again, there is prize money involved, and the lucky winner will also get his glorious gonads 3D scanned to turn into home decor!

Police in Australia received multiple calls about the sound of crashing furniture, a woman screaming, and a man yelling, "I'm going to kill you, you're dead! Die Die!" So obviously they rushed to the scene, expecting a violent domestic dispute... but instead found one man (alone), and a spider. And yes, it was him who had been screaming. Hey, we've all been there right? Note: The spider pictured is not the actual protagonist - we're assuming that one was much worse.

Thank you for being a friend... my underwear? Now you too can get your favourite Golden Girl on your panties! Just in time for Christmas...

Wondering why there's such a bad drought in KZN? Well a pastor has a theory. Pastor Mduduzi Shembe allegedly said: “Men are now marrying men, and this is why we are currently facing this curse of hot sun and drought.”

A woman who re-homes battery chickens has also started knitting them funky tank tops to keep them warm...

An unidentified 22-year-old man 'married' a pizza at a pizzeria in the Russian town of Tomsk. The employees at the restaurant even provided the duo with a marriage certificate.

It seems obvious... your phone has a vibrate function - why not make it into a sex toy? Which is exactly what IZIVIBE have done...

We've all been there... stepping on those seemingly innocent Lego blocks and being amazed at how much pain they can cause! Well, now the company has come up with a slipper to protect your feet - but unless you're a lucky random customer in France, you're going to have to keep a sharp eye out where you walk.