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Cum aboard please! If this couple was trying to keep their relationship “underground”, they may have gone a bit “overboard”! These two, at a Barcelona subway station, were filmed apparently having sex while passengers walk on by. The steamy session has not gone unnoticed by the law. Authorities are trying to track them down, and […]

Football’s latest sensation is taking the sport by storm. Not only is he a crazy fan, but he has more energy than most players on the pitch. During a match between Tachira and Pumas at the Copa Libertadores 2016, this brave pooch decided that the game needed a little spicing up.     Let’s hope […]

A 45-year-old woman went in to a police station in Toulouse, France with three bags of cocaine, to see if officers could check if it was pure. Unsurprisingly, she was arrested. When asked why she did it, she claimed she simply "wanted the officers at the reception desk to test it because she wanted to know it was good quality so people do not die of an overdose".

No, this is not a bizarre edition of 'Caption This' - it's an actual poster that had to be put up in the locker room at a public swimming pool in Iceland. The reason? Someone complained about some of the men using communal hairdryers on their nether regions. The letter of complaint was hilariously honest... "Don‘t dry your ball sack or your butt with the communal hairdryer in the swimming pool or the gym. Bald older gentlemen with hairy torsos must either bring their own blow-dryers or just buy a more absorbent towel."

It's quite an 'apeeling' idea... making a living by simply decorating fruit. Unbelievably, a man who brings bananas to life with drawn-on faces and customised personalities is set to make his first $100,000. Davonte Wilson of Plano, Texas creates customised bananas for $10 each using a variety of glitter, fake beards and other resources.

An Irish man recently had a rather unpleasant experience while sitting on the toilet. He was bitten on the bum by a rat. It’s believed the rodent got in through a broken sewer pipe. Local councillor Noel Collins has advised homeowners to "keep their toilet seats down when not in use, and to watch their posteriors".

What a great story of determination and dedication out of Texas in the USA! As midwife Cathy Allen Rude looked at the flooded street outside her house earlier this week, she thought the baby probably wouldn’t wait for the roads to clear. So she got there by inflatable swan!

We've celebrated Kosher weed here before, but now there's even more good news for Jewish people who like to toke up... Rabbi Chaim Kanievsky, widely considered the leading living ultra-Orthodox halachic authority, ruled that marijuana is kosher for Passover and can be either eaten or smoked over the eight-day Jewish festival, during which strict dietary laws apply.

  A woman from France, Karine Gombeau, was in New York on holiday when she mistook the American actor Richard Gere for a homeless guy. Without recognising him, she then offered him a slice of pizza. As reported by The Good Things Guy, it turns out Gombeau had accidentally wandered onto the set of a […]

New Zealand couples can now wed in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The first official Pastafarian wedding was held recently in Akaroa, New Zealand. The bride and groom were Marianna Fenn and Toby Ricketts, who decided only three weeks ago to tie the "noodle knot". Pastafarian tradition requires that the wedding rings be made from pasta, and the wedding must be held on a pirate boat and officiated by a pirate.