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A man has been arrested after putting his penis on a supermarket self-service checkout till and scanning it. He then summoned over a female employee, who of course "reacted with surprise" (this might be the understatement of the year). Reports claim the suspect "was laughing and did not make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia".

A bizarre new Swiss café will allow customers to order oral sex with their cup of coffee. They will be able to order their drink, select a prostitute using an iPad, and then make themselves comfortable at the café's bar. It said it was copying similar popular cafés in Thailand. The deal isn't cheap though, at £42 (over R800) a shot!

This is seriously the ONLY way to do household chores! But it seems it can also be hazardous. It's all going smoothly until something goes horribly wrong...

Did you ever wish you could get drunk with your furry feline friend... instead of just being watched judgmentally by those piercing eyes? Now you can, with catnip wine, which comes in two varieties – MosCATo and Pinot Meow. Genius. See more pics here.

Another one from Russia - our favourite source of weird stuff... Vladimir Vechnyy and his friends came up with the crazy idea of turning a kitchen into a swimming pool, and they even tried to get their poor cat in on the action. They covered the floor and walls with plastic sheets which they glued together to create a waterproof seal, and dived right in!

Another one from the 'Only in Russia' vault. This guy was very sly and slippery when locked up for stealing in the town of Izberbash in Russia. He simply got naked, squeezed out of the meal window in the door, got dressed, and escaped!

His Instagram account says it all: "Nic Danger - Travelling the world taking pics of things as my dick." This South African is putting us on the map, in one of the funniest ways possible. Nic has found phallic objects to pose in front of in the USA, Egypt, Paris, London, Toronto, Barcelona, Istanbul, and of course a few spots around SA too. Check out his unique holiday snaps here.

First, there was donuts that look like sushi... now the opposite has happened - sushi that looks like donuts! The idea was pioneered by Sam, a vegan food creatrix who recently posted pictures of her culinary creations for her 142k followers on Instagram.

Busty Nina Peterson has made more than $1m as a sugar baby – and has no problem with her young children following in her footsteps. The 37­-year­-old has spent most of her adult life pleasing rich, older men and has even had her suitors pay for her extreme body modifications.

Zyla St. Onge is the world's youngest (and cutest) water skier. Her first attempt to break the record was at the age of six months and 26 days, but she did even better the next day. She seems to be enjoying it - hopefully!