23.07.20 Pt 1 – Why are conspiracy theories and people like David Icke so intriguing? Birthdays in lockdown are no good – it’s weird watching your cousin eat cake via Zoom. It looks like The Offspring were right: the kids aren’t alright – they hacked Bill Gates’ Twitter. Kim Jong Un has declared that August is no longer in Jada. Also, what should constitute “fake news”?