31.01.20 Pt 1 – The Subaru is a murder vehicle. Ben is off to a real house party, it’s the way to be single. Sambuca is a gateway to adulthood. How did we name Coronavirus? Ben is dying, he is old and it’s sad. Human traffickers can’t be fired at work, HR ‘ey! Bitcoin goes up when people get sick. Ben ties his shoes with his mouth open. Facebook will help to find missing children. Dear Pakistan… if you want more cricket, stop killing people.