A soft journo type sits Duduzane Zuma down to talk about his relationship with the Guptas. The ‘best paid student’ in South Africa could be in some real trouble for being lit, the ‘Cash me ousside’ girl is now rapping which works Gareth into a frenzy over what money means to people. Cape Town’s ever evolving water crisis, SA’s family problems, Trump’s wall goes into prototype phase, Jesus profiteer Joel Osteen closing his doors to flood victims, and a Putin pad to make your eyes water.