The President has bestowed a few citizens with the National Orders Award – find out who got the nod from the First Citizen. It’s a tough life for a Shia LaBeouf lookalike who was sucker punched for looking like the star. The team also discusses the extreme lengths people go to on Tinder along with some very weird fetishes. Lastly, Gareth has details on how the new puppy is getting along in the Cliff household.