Martin Smith the asset manager is also Martin Smith the musician. He comes into studio to talk about his double life, and sings a song too. The team then talks minimum wage in Australia, which leads to a rather different song. Mabz has the latest on the Gauteng water situation, Ben readies himself for a trip to Cape Town with Flaming Alan Ford, Siya and Mabz reveal that they have long private conversations, Gareth returns to the dentist, and the team discusses who they would most want to be marooned on a desert island with – out of each other.