The team discuss why the January transfer window is crucial in this year’s title race and the awesome possibilities Newcastle’s wealth creates. Manchester United have had Ragnarok fall upon them as ‘RagnaRalf’ tries to mend the ills of the last decade, it turns out even Thor’s hammer may not be able to rescue this seemingly lost cause. Let’s be honest, would Zendaya date Tom Holland in real life if he wasn’t Spiderman… honestly? What is the wildest story you have heard about a Football player in retirement, the team discusses the ridiculous to the fantastic. A former Portuguese star and a former Danish star delight the team with tales of shenanigans and ships.

 

 

The fisherman and the corked colon