Alastair Cook stood down from the English Test captaincy this week, so to commemorate that we spoke about him for all of 20 seconds. Then we got onto better and more interesting things like a quick NZ v Australia ODI wrap up; what the hell is a CBE?; bees; the new South African T20 league; a PSL preview; is ‘Warney-UnCut’ a new production about him not being circumcised?