Seven days until the Winter Olympics, but there will be no Team Russia. No worries, Vladimir Putin is creating a games just for the Russians in Sochi. Arsenal make a big signing, which of course will change nothing. The Proteas begin their ODI series versus India, Gisele really wants Tom Brady to retire, and Sive Speelman is going to Pyeongchang… sort of.

Vlad wants his own Winter Olympics & Arsenal sign a player